Tuesday, 3 November 2015

Lol or...?

I don't know about you people, but I have a friend who doesn't like the word "lol", saying that it is not nice. I've asked my friend "why" lots of times, but the reply wasn't actually constructive.

And guess what? I'm bored. That's why I did a little bit of research on why people dislike the word "lol".

Out of all the websites I looked through, menga.net has the most "interesting" article which practically pisses people off. menga.net states that the usage of "lol" makes you seem awfully stupid and retarded. He/she went on to state that "Every single person I've ever met in real life that has usedLOL in internet chat prior cannot communicate properly. They stumble over their own words and can't form coherent sentences". Well I've used "lol" lots, and I can communicate perfectly. 

The website went on to state that "Intelligent users hate LOL so much that they actually make fun of the idiots who use it by speaking in what's called "a dramatic reading".
It is genius.
Example:
Retarded LOL user: did u see tha nu movee lst nyt?
Dramatic Reader: Why yes, sir, I most certainly did! Jolly good show it was! Say, dear chum, would you terribly mind not speaking in such poor unintelligible English?
Retarded LOL user: lol
Dramatic Reader: Sir, if your intelligence would allow, please refrain from that ghastly language. It makes you appear to be an imbecile of biblical proportions!
Retarded LOL user: [user has logged out]
The LOL user literally has no idea what you're saying, gets confused and usually logs out and/or blocks you." The usage of "lol" does not determine one's IQ, and the writer's deliberate spelling mistakes in the first line of the conversation just implies that he/she is a trying a bit too hard to express the "retarded-ness'' of the "lol-user". Furthermore, the use of dramatic language by the "Dramatic Reader" makes him/her seem more retarded due to the overuse of drama in his/her language. One last thing, not all "lol-users'' are as retarded as you think, logging off whenever someone uses language of a bit higher standard. Please.

"As a testament to how bad LOL is, I've literally dropped that "word" on people even though they know I don't use it - and they actually believe I'm laughing." The thing is, you stated that "lol-users" are retarded. But you, after stating your argument above, says that you use "lol" yourself. Very funny.

quora.com stated that the usage of "lol" makes conversations seem fake, which I kinda agree. There was a meme which stated that 99% of the time people type "lol" without even blinking their eyes. No facial expression at all. 

Whatever. The saying goes," When in Rome, do as Romans do." In the modern world, just follow along!