Wednesday, 22 October 2014

Life lesson of the day...

Never forget to silence your phone in the cinema. If it rings, it would be quite embarrassing.

Tuesday, 21 October 2014

Watching a movie. ..

Today, my hamster friends invited me to watch Fury, a movie. Okay. I agreed. On the train, my hamster friends were squeaking away, excited about the movie.  It brings watchers back into the setting of 1945,during WWII. However, it was not any ordinary war... It was war between Hamsters and Rats. 🐹VS🐭. Haha. It turned out pretty well, just that people started spitting on us when they discovered our presence using their noses(one hamster has very smelly body odour). Yes. It was very fun. And don't ask me any questions, it's very fun.

Life lesson of the day...

Never forget to bring sweets for school excursions or you will have a hard time suffering as it is always good to have the taste of sweetness in your mouth as you are walking.

An announcement...

To all people who have wondered why would I be writing a hamster blog when I am not one. Okay. I will answer that now. I am writing an autobiography of a hamster named Hamanda, which lives a luxury life under the hands of its owner. It would also drop readers life lessons of the day after observing other people making mistakes(including its owner) so that people do not repeat the same mistake again. The hamster goes to school, eats and sleeps like a normal human. Pretty interesting, ehh? πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

School excursion... (Gardens by the bay)

Today, the school for hamsters organised a school excursion to Gardens by the bay. On the bus, my hamster school mates were  squeaking away, so I put on my headphones (literally) and started tapping away with my phone, and this was continued through the trip. In conclusion, I learnt nothing. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Monday, 20 October 2014

Confusion between top and bottom...

Last week, I was talking to my owner, when I said I was on top of the wall when she was below. Apparently, she got agitated and said that she was on top of the wall and was going to spit on me, who was below. When I said I had my umbrella with me, she rebutted and said I was hiding under my hamster wheel. Waddahhell😰.Trying to divert the topic, huh! Startled to be asked such a lame question, I was speechless. I didn't know how to answer it. Gosh!

Life lesson of the day...

Never use a phone when playing ball games... It could get smashed.

Soccer...

Have you ever wondered how hamsters can play soccer? Well... I can. I picked up the skill at Hamster school when a CCA about soccer commenced... Interested, I joined it, curious about what it had in store for me. Just then, a flying soccer ball flew past me and smashed my phone to the ground. Disheartened, I learned to ram the ball(kick it very hard) so that I can smash other people's phones. Evil, ehh?