Wednesday, 10 December 2014

Friends...

Sorry for being inactive on my blog. I should be happy that I am able to blog again, but I'm not. We're not. Because... Because... We're troubled about a problem... A friendship problem between my best friends... Or 2 of them to be concise.


Him and Her. Friends for at least 3 years.

To make things simple, I shall briefly describe the situation. Him thinks that Her has betrayed him and adored the people that Him hates and thinks that Her is trying to get me and Him out so that Her can be together with a third party (I shall mention no names). With that, Him is pissed off and wants to end this friendship again. And by again, I mean that such an incident has happened before. Although Her thinks that what Him did is wrong, she still truly wants to reconcile and carry on the friendship with Him. So, Her wants us to make a choice. Either choose to be friends with Him and ditch Her as a best friend, or continue being friends with Her and ditch Him. Sigh... Who should I choose? Him or Her? I don't want to end the friendship with neither of them as I can't bear to do so, and I couldn't sit on the fence and choose both, so? What should I do?

This is Hamanda here, sending an SOS signal to anyone who's reading this... What should I do?



The last time it happened, Her cried to me on the phone for 42 minutes, but Him thinks that the tears were fake. Her is really desperate to fix the friendship and break down the invisible wall between them as she thinks that it is all Her fault and without her, it wouldn't have ended up like this.


I thought you all were getting along as friends pretty well, Him and Her, why the sudden change? Why can't things go back to normal? I don't want to lose either of you. There I said it. I don't want to lose either  of you. 😣😣😣

Monday, 24 November 2014

Party Time...

A few days ago, we went one last time to our hamster school to get our results for our most important primary school exam... PSLE.However, instead of feeling nervous, I felt extremely excited. I really wanted to get back my results to see if my hard work in the past few months have really paid off. (I shall go straight to the point) After what seemed like an eternity, we were allowed to go to our teachers one by one in index number to collect our results. Bursting with excitement, I received my result slip and took a peek to it. I squeaked in delight as I saw my result. It was what I had wanted to get. In fact, it was WAY PAST what I had wanted to score. WOOHOO! That means I can game, go out, and even study less! Is it good or bad, I shall leave it to you readers to decide!

Thursday, 13 November 2014

Molester moon...





If you watch this video... You will pretty much understand what and who is molester moon. Actually, the origins of molester moon is when people thought that the moon emoji looks like a molester. Hence the name. Being addicted to it is not an option... Take care! By the way, please do not try these at home.

Wednesday, 22 October 2014

Life lesson of the day...

Never forget to silence your phone in the cinema. If it rings, it would be quite embarrassing.

Tuesday, 21 October 2014

Watching a movie. ..

Today, my hamster friends invited me to watch Fury, a movie. Okay. I agreed. On the train, my hamster friends were squeaking away, excited about the movie.  It brings watchers back into the setting of 1945,during WWII. However, it was not any ordinary war... It was war between Hamsters and Rats. 🐹VS🐭. Haha. It turned out pretty well, just that people started spitting on us when they discovered our presence using their noses(one hamster has very smelly body odour). Yes. It was very fun. And don't ask me any questions, it's very fun.

Life lesson of the day...

Never forget to bring sweets for school excursions or you will have a hard time suffering as it is always good to have the taste of sweetness in your mouth as you are walking.

An announcement...

To all people who have wondered why would I be writing a hamster blog when I am not one. Okay. I will answer that now. I am writing an autobiography of a hamster named Hamanda, which lives a luxury life under the hands of its owner. It would also drop readers life lessons of the day after observing other people making mistakes(including its owner) so that people do not repeat the same mistake again. The hamster goes to school, eats and sleeps like a normal human. Pretty interesting, ehh? πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

School excursion... (Gardens by the bay)

Today, the school for hamsters organised a school excursion to Gardens by the bay. On the bus, my hamster school mates were  squeaking away, so I put on my headphones (literally) and started tapping away with my phone, and this was continued through the trip. In conclusion, I learnt nothing. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Monday, 20 October 2014

Confusion between top and bottom...

Last week, I was talking to my owner, when I said I was on top of the wall when she was below. Apparently, she got agitated and said that she was on top of the wall and was going to spit on me, who was below. When I said I had my umbrella with me, she rebutted and said I was hiding under my hamster wheel. Waddahhell😰.Trying to divert the topic, huh! Startled to be asked such a lame question, I was speechless. I didn't know how to answer it. Gosh!

Life lesson of the day...

Never use a phone when playing ball games... It could get smashed.

Soccer...

Have you ever wondered how hamsters can play soccer? Well... I can. I picked up the skill at Hamster school when a CCA about soccer commenced... Interested, I joined it, curious about what it had in store for me. Just then, a flying soccer ball flew past me and smashed my phone to the ground. Disheartened, I learned to ram the ball(kick it very hard) so that I can smash other people's phones. Evil, ehh?