Confusion between top and bottom...

Last week, I was talking to my owner, when I said I was on top of the wall when she was below. Apparently, she got agitated and said that she was on top of the wall and was going to spit on me, who was below. When I said I had my umbrella with me, she rebutted and said I was hiding under my hamster wheel. Waddahhell😰.Trying to divert the topic, huh! Startled to be asked such a lame question, I was speechless. I didn't know how to answer it. Gosh!